1. Life is more peaceful if you are always early instead of always late.
2. Being tired knocks points off your IQ and patience.
3. You should never attribute to malice what is probably stupidity.
4. Jack Grealish is the most fouled footballer because he is one of the most talented.
5. Netflix documentaries are funded by people with a lot to gain from viewers being persuaded.
6. Keyboard warriors are wimps in real life.
7. True friends never say I told you so, even when they did.
8. Another’s failure to prepare does not constitute your emergency.
9. There’s no need to keep track of favours because karma will do it for you.
10. Airplane mode is a vibe.